[ WHO DOES EXPECT THAT? But it weirds her out a little. He looks artificial. ]

Huh, oh I'm just sayin' it's a little strange is all. I mean you've got that nice bit on the side and then you go and fix it on the top.

[ Neither does she. ]

Hypocrite, I mean. I dye mine. I mean, the chestnut color is natural. It's just after... it. [ There's a long pause, like she wants to talk about something and sighs heavily. You can hear her shake her head. ] Nothing.